The Black Knight Joe
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Once, there was a Black Knight by the name of Joe.
One fine day however, he was on his way home when he saw a big commotion happening.
Being curious like all humans, he decided to take a look and found out that it was cause the princess was on her way back to her castle and everyone was trying to get a glimpse of her.
It was then, that the carriage went past...
And Joe saw the beautiful princess.
It was love at first sight as you can say, and the very next day, Joe decided to go to the castle and ask the king to let him marry his daughter
*afterall, he is a black knight ok! so at least got some status*
So off he went, and at the castle gates, he met 2 troopers guarding it.
Troopers: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Troopers: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Troopers: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to find the king to ask him to let me marry his daughter.
And so, the 2 troopers let him pass. Upon entering the castle gates, Joe headed straight to the throne room.
At the castle door, he met 2 officers
Officers: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Officers: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Officers: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to find the king to ask him to let me marry his daughter.
So the 2 officers let him pass.
At the throne door, he met 2 Commanders
Commanders: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Commanders: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Commanders: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to find the king to ask him to let me marry his daughter.
And so the 2 commanders let him enter.
There, sitting in the middle of the room, was the king.
With his golden cape, and shining glittering jewels, he was there ...
Eating grapes. ><
King: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
King: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
King: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to ask whether will you let me marry your daughter
And so the king consider for awhile and reply
King: Hmmm, i MAY consider this but first you have to help me do some tasks. First, go to the cave at the north and slay the dragon there and bring its head back to me as proof.
Thus, Joe set out on a perilous journey to slay the dragon's head
At the dragon's den, are 2 wolves guarding it.
Wolves: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Wolves: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Wolves: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to slay the dragon so that the the king will let me marry his daughter.
And so the wolves let him pass.
Upon entering and walking deeper into the cave, he saw 2 leopards.
Leopards: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Leopards: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Leopards: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to slay the dragon so that the the king will let me marry his daughter.
Thus the leopards let him pass, and he continue his journey.
At the door of the dragons's room, he met 2 tigers
Tigers: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Tigers: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Tigers: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to slay the dragon so that the the king will let me marry his daughter.
So the 2 tigers let him enter.
Inside, he saw the beautiful dragon cover with shinning scales
Dragon: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Dragon: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Dragon: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to kill you so that the king will let me marry his daughter
And so the brave knight and the dragon fought fiercely.
It took like 2 hrs, before the dragon was slayed by the lion-hearted knight.
Slicing off its head, the knight make its way back to the castle.
It was night time when he approaches it ...
And there's apparently a change in shift of the guards.
The 2 inspectors at the gates stop him.
Inspectors: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Inspectors: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Inspectors: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the dragon's head back to the king so that he will let me marry his daughter.
At the castle door ...
Marching Generals: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Marching Generals: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Marching Generals: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the dragon's head back to the king so that he will let me marry his daughter.
And so the 2 marching generals let him pass.
Guarding the throne door again, was 2 archers this time
Archers: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Archers: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Archers: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the dragon's head back to the king so that he will let me marry his daughter.
So the 2 archers let him pass.
Entering, he saw the king doing his usual slacking.
Now, i must make this clear that this king is kinda of a retarded one.
Firstly, cause he got a serious problem of Short Term Memory, also known as STM for short.
And so, he totally forget who the hell the knight is.
King: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
King: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
King: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring back the dragon's head so that you will let me marry your daughter.
The king's eyes almost pop out when he saw the dragon's head lying beneath his feet. Astonished, he turn to face the knight.
King: Hmmm that certainly was impressive. Now, i want you to go to the enchanted forest in the south, and pluck the delicious berries there from which i have heard was the best so far.
Poor knight. There's certainly no ending to his journey.
So he make his way to the enchanted forest.
At the entrance, he met 2 elfs
Elf: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Elf: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Elf: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to get some berries so that the king will let me marry your daughter.
And so the knight enter. Walking deeper, he met 2 pixies!
Pixies: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Pixies: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Pixies: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to get some berries so that the king will let me marry your daughter.
At the foot of the tree in which those most delicious berries grow ...
Fairy: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Fairy: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Fairy: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to get some berries so that the king will let me marry your daughter.
And so, Joe manage to get some delicious berries and he was so hungry that he ate one too!
It was night time by the time Joe reach the castle gates and as such, there was a change in shift again. This time, guarding the castle gates are 2 Field Commanders
Field Commanders: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Field Commanders: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Field Commanders: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the berries to the king so that he will let me marry his daugter.
And so, Joe walked in and met the next 2 guards on duty.
Admirals: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Admirals: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Admirals: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the berries to the king so that he will let me marry his daugter.
At the throne door ...
Field Marshals: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Field Marshals: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Field Marshals: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the berries to the king so that he will let me marry his daugter.
And as Joe enter the room, he was surprise to find the room in darkness...
His hand reached for the sword, his ears pricked, ready for any surprise attack.
But a loud snore greet him.
Suddenly the room was lit up, and he saw the king sitting up and rubbing his eyes.
Joe had clean forgotten that it was already past midnight.
And the king was so sleepy that he din take a good look at who Joe is, thus he asked again ...
King: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
King: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
King: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to bring the berries to you so that you will let me see your daughter.
King: OHHH! Now i remember you!
The King gladly accepted the gift and ate the berries like a hungry lion.
King: It's simply delicious. Now thanks alot great knight, but i have another job for you. Go to the dungeon in the east, and bring me the wise man that lives there.
So... Joe went to the dungeons in the east.
At the entrance, he was met with 2 fierce looking dogs.
Dogs: Who are you?
Joe: I'm the black knight
Dogs: Ohh no you're not the black knight
Joe: Oh yes i am
Dogs: Why are you here for?
Joe: I'm here to find the wise man and bring him back to the king so that he will let me see his daughter.
Walking deeper into the dungeons, he met
To be continued.. too tired to type.
